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Joke

A young man graduates from Harvard Law School, then went to Washington to make his mark on Washington Society. He joined a prestigious law firm and began to work 20 hours a day, 7 days a week in the hope of being made a partner. After about six months of working under intense pressure, the young man was approached by one of the senior partners. Who said, “We’ve noticed your work. If you continue to produce the same quality and work at the same pace, we are going to make you a partner.” So for another six months, 20 hours a day, seven days a week, the young man labored in the vineyard of law hoping for his just reward. However one Sunday evening, at midnight, he decided to leave the office early and surprise his long suffering wife. As he drove into his driveway of his split level suburban home he noticed a Cadillac in the driveway. He parked his car quietly and turned off his motor and headed for his house. He went in through the back door. Found no one in his kitchen, dining room, or family area, but noticed a light shining below the door of his upstairs bedroom. He took off his shoes, so to reduce the noise. Crept up the stairs, and slowly opened the door and peeked through the unobtrusive crack only to see his wife and the senior partner engaged in what one might term amorous activity of the first magnitude. He quietly closed the door, tiptoed down the stairs, silently slipped out the back door, pushed his car into the street, so it would make little noise when he started it.  Carefully cranked the motor, slowly drove to the corner, floor boarded the gas pedal and raced at 60 miles an hour through the streets of Washington to his law office. He reached his building, brought his car to a sliding halt, forgetting to turn off his headlights and rushed to the elevator. The elevator was locked for the night so he darted to the stairwell. He climbs eight flights of stairs, two at a time. He burst into his office, rushed to his desk, collapsed into the security of his leather backed chair, cradled his head in his hands and said “My God! I almost got caught”.


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